When John Roberts is made the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States there will be a great reason to celebrate.

            Finally there will be four Catholics on the Supreme Court at the same time.  If everything proceeds normally President Bush will nominate a fifth Catholic to the position vacated by Sandra Day O’Connor.

            That will mean that there will be a majority of Catholics on the Supreme Court.

            This will finally break the evil Protestant stranglehold that has been dragging down the United States for nearly a century and a half.

            With the cool considered experience of the Catholic Church behind them these justices will be able to clear away the evil webs of abortion and corruption that the Protestants have filled this nation up with.

            The evil protestant influence has given American abortion on demand, leisure drugs, organized crime and legalized gambling.

            The evil Protestant influence has allowed our government to deteriorate and lose the power to protect our citizens.  Guns have become commonplace and even welcomed in Protestant churches. 

Our borders have been abandoned and remain unguarded as Protestant judges and politicians continue to sell the land out from under our feet.

The protection of the Holy Roman Catholic Church can now descend upon the people the United States.  The people can now turn their eyes away from the Protestant abominations.  They can now hear the voice of reason and close their ears to the Protestant lies.

Finally John Roberts will set us free.